Gretchen the Household Deity: Commandments

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Bring cookies to your office. People will eat any damn thing and love you for it.

If it's less than a mile away, walk.

Be nice to your waitperson and tip well.

Wash your dishes.

This sight makes Gretchen weep tears of blood and Dawn dishwashing detergent.

The sink is shiny. Gretchen approves.

Stand up straight.

Note the uprightness of my posture even as I do a perfect arabesque.

Moisturize and wear sunscreen.